Dear immediate supervisor,
Do you have any idea how many times I actually use the bathroom everyday?
Whenever I send out a mass email I put everyone on BCC so my co-workers don’t think I rank them, but secretly I do.
Remember to empty the tray after each use, never attempt to stack more than 5 sheets of paper and keep the hinges well oiled. If you take care of your 3-hole-punch, your 3-hole-punch will take care of you.
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Dear Tony,
ReplyDeleteYou are losing your mind.
Love, Dee