Bananalogue

It's funny, I really do miss eating a banana every day at 10 am
and no I didn't attempt to write a poem with a banana as a representation
of something falic.

Its just, I like the regularity of eating the same thing every day at the same time
And yes although It does make me regular but I was keeping in mind
other benefits.

Its strange, but trying to maintain health and eat the best I can
has made me the minority amoung those who judge the tube that's sucking them!
their lazy lapping.

But still, so I judge them too during water breaks and running laps
since I don't know how to rest other than 30 second snacks and shakes perhaps
an 11am banana.

I promise this will never be about poetry.

True Story: There is a television in my doctor’s office waiting room that only plays commercials for the drugs that he prescribes. That's not so absurd, but what's with the stadium style seating in the viewing area and popcorn vendor? Doesn't anyone see a problem with this?


One of my biggest fears in life is winning a contest where I receive a free dinner with a celebrity.



Hair Today, Bald Tomorrow
by me.

At one time there was fringe up there,
but now it's nowhere.

Yet I don't care, all that much,
There's a bit of glare
and it's smooth to touch.

It took just a few years to lose the fluff,
Sunk through my scalp
right past my scruff.

Now there's no need to own a brush,
gel, shampoo or pocket comb.
No need for any of that stuff
because now I have a beaming dome.

What once was lush had all disappeared,
It had had enough,
now I have no hair.

Office Edition

Dear immediate supervisor,
Do you have any idea how many times I actually use the bathroom everyday?

Whenever I send out a mass email I put everyone on BCC so my co-workers don’t think I rank them, but secretly I do.

Remember to empty the tray after each use, never attempt to stack more than 5 sheets of paper and keep the hinges well oiled. If you take care of your 3-hole-punch, your 3-hole-punch will take care of you.





Picture from treehugger.com Thanks!

I had an idea.

I know this is a lame blog post, but go to flippycat.com

I'm serious! Click and search around the site.

BLOG!!

In an effort to promote awareness of environmental issues I will print driving directions to the recycling center and staple a copy to every tree in the city.


I seriously consider about 25% of my thoughts. I think the rest are just filler.

Hey Mr. Banana
What do you say?
I’m hoping that you’ll turn yellow today.

OOOOOOOOOO Domino.....