Ideas for Digesting: stupid and wasteful things people do, but I should really change the title to WAYS PEOPLE IN MY OFFICE WASTE PAPER TOWELS AND WATER

They turn on the water and unroll 15 feet of paper towel upon entering the bathroom. They don't flush and then go to the sink, wash their entire upper body for 20 minutes, open the door with their elbows and then paint Purell all over their arms.

...are you serious?

For all 7 of you who read this, you know at least one person with a similar thing. Daily, I see a bunch and man - it ridiculous. Not only is it a huge waste of materials it's just a bad idea. Those same people who are afraid of touching anything public are the ones who are always sick.

As a bonus I'll describe how someone uses a stack of paper towels, in the kitchen, to grab a drawer handle, then picks up 15 packets of sugar and adds it to their coffee. Well I guess they are more confident that modern science will find a cure for heart disease and diabetes before the common cold.

George Carlin said it best:

The Hudson River was loaded with raw sewage. That's right, we swam in raw sewage. You know, to cool off. And back then the big fear was polio. Thousands of kids every year were dying of polio. But you know what, in my neighborhood, nobody ever got polio. No one. Ever. You know why? BECAUSE WE SWAM IN RAW SEWAGE. It strengthened our immune system. The polio never had a chance. We were tempered in raw shit. What are you going to do when some super virus comes along that turns your vital organs into liquid shit? I'll tell you what you're gonna do. You're gonna get sick and you're gonna die and you're gonna deserve it because you're fuckin' weak and you have a fuckin' weak immune system.